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Now that the election is mostly sewn up, I have a modest proposal on the question of Senator Joseph Lieberman, and the fuckwads who put him into office after the WATB stunt he pulled in the Democratic primary election. For those of you with poor memory, he lost to another democrat in 2006, whined mightily, won the general election as an independent, and then became an ardent and very visible supporter of Senator McCain's campaign for the White House.

1. Strip him of all committee assignments. Not just chair positions, anything and everything. If he's nice, he can get a job as assistant third class night-soil removal technician.

2. Anything Connecticut wants, it doesn't get. The voters of that state are the ones who put that Judas-faced motherfucker into office, and they deserve the consequence for falling prey to his bullshit. I don't care if it's a new bridge, improvements to the statehouse, or funding for a thousand new state troopers. Nothing for that state until the next election cycle.

I don't care if Holy Joe wants to play nice now. He is a turncoat in the great tradition of scum-sucking turncoats, and found himself on the wrong side of the power play. Not only did he back the losing horse, he backed the wrong horse, proving his credentials as a supporter of maniacal evil and bombastic arrogance in this country. I frankly question the motivation behind his apparent support for attacking any country which contains Muslims... he supports the stupid, evil, unprovoked and murderous war in Iraq, wants to bomb Iran, and has a lot of tough talk against Syria. We've had enough of such thoughtless war hawks in this world.

Yes, he's entitled to his opinions and the opportunity to support whatever or whomever he likes. And yes, he's entitled to his just desserts. Starting now, Senator Reid. Starting now. Please.