Listen, Fundies
First off, happy turkey day. I sincerely hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving, surrounded by family and loved ones, and that the food was good. Such was the case for myself and my child this year, and that alone is worth giving thanks for.
Now, listen: your book of fairy tales is stupid. I won't criticize the historical parts of your mythology - I happen to personally believe in the historical fact of a rabbi named Jesus of Nazareth and that he had a lot of very important things to say. But I will for sure criticize your drooling insistence that every word penned in that book of fairy tales before and since is true. Grow the fuck up. Paul was the victim of a head injury, and even if you ignore that, the best that can be said about him was that he was sincerely trying to stop people from slaughtering each other - suffice to say the mysticism he inserted into the New Testament had nothing to do with the facts on the ground when Jesus walked the earth, and everything to do with the political realities of Paul's day.
I could go on a long rant here, and might someday, but suffice to say this: if you sincerely believe the universe is only six thousand years old, not only do I have zero respect for you, but I think you've been successfully gamed. Anyone who could fall for such patent and obvious horseshit can be led to believe anything, and I'd not be surprised to hear that you'd been talked into putting on a suicide vest after that. Seriously, it's the logical progression of brainwashing: back in the seventies, it was lethal kool-aid. Now the religious whack-jobs murder people.
Happy Holidays! Remember, Jesus hates the church that stole his name!
